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- Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai, apni kismat se sabko shikayat kyon
hoti hai, ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat, jise hum pa nahi sakte, usi se
mohabat kyon hoti hai.
- Ladki & Tea me hamesha 7Qualitis dekho: 1. Garam ho 2. Gori ho 3.
Tez ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh zyada ho 6. Do minute me taiyar ho 7. Raat
ko Sone na deti ho.
- Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo
baat na kehna, Milte hai humare jaise log bahut kam, isliye humse..''KABHI
dil NA lgana"'
- Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,"IS Mahine salary ke badle 100
kiss bhej raha hun".WIFE ne jawab diya,'Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss
milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher
ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala
9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata
hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram
se kat jayega!!:-) HA HA Ha
- Fasle mita ker aapas me payar rakhna, dosti ka ye rishta yun he barkerar
rakhna,bichhad jaye kabhi hum aapse, to aankho main hamesha humara intezar
rakhna.
- Ankho mein ansooyo ki tarah rehnewale , Bhigi palko se tera
didar karte hai, Tujhe pana to ek khawab hai , ye jaankar bhi Tumse payar
karte hai.
- Hum mitti ke aashiyane banate gaye , bana- bana kar unhe mitate gaye
, Hume koi na apna bana saka aur …… Hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye ….
- Kisi ko mahobat ki sacchai mar dalegi, Kisi ko mahobat ki geherai
mar dalagi, and karke mohabat koi nahi bachega jo bachega use tanhai mar
dalegi.
- Har subah aapki muskurati rahe.Har sham aapki gungunati rahe.aap jise
bhi mile is tarah se mile K har milne walo ko aapki yaad aati rahe. God
mor.HAPPY LOHRI
- Dil se nikli dua hai hmari,jindgi mein mile apko khushiyan sari,gam
na de khuda apko kabhi,chahe to ek khushi kam karde hamari.HAPPY NEW YEAR
TO U
- HOPE NEW YR WILL BRING shanti, shakti, sampatti, safalta, samriddhi,
swasthya, samman, samadhan, shourya,aur sampada FOR U & UR FMLY. WISH
U HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007.
- Sooni zindagi mein hulchul mehsos hui…. Bejan se dil ki ajj dhadkan
tej hui , Jane kyon abhi aisa laga.. Shayad apko bhi hamari kami mehsoos
hui.
- Palko ke kinare jo humne bhegoye nahi, woh kehte hai ki hum roye nahi….
who kehte hai kise dekhte ho khawabo main, Aur ek hum hai ki jo arse se
soye nahi.
- ja email ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana,
busy ho to kuchh mat kehna, free honge to miss "U" kehna!
- Geeta Sar:- SMS wo gyan hai jo baantne se badhta hai. Is liye hey
praani,tu BILL ka moh tyaag de or SMS kar.Tabhi tera MOBILE lena safal
hoga.
- Zindgia mai eise mauke aate hain, kuchh lamhe hasate hain, kuchh rulate
hain. Kisi bahane hamein yadd karte rehna, warna aajkal log naam tak bool
jate hain.
- Har ghadi intzaar mei guzari, uske baad uski yaad main guzari main
ek phool hun woh mujhe rakh ke bhool gaye, tamam umr unki kitab mein guzari.
- Life is like a game which u hav 2 play! so live it & hav fun coz har
pal mein pyar hai' har lamhe mein khushi hai, kho do to yaadein hai jee
do to Zindgi hai..So lets enjoy
- hothon pe Hansi ankhon me khushi, gum ka kahin naam na ho Ye subha
le aaye aapke liye itni khushi, jiski kabhi sham na ho.>
- Tamanaon se bhari ho zindagi, khwahishon se bhari ho har pal, daaman
bhi chota lagne lage, itani khushian de aapko aanewala har pal.
- Diye ki Roshni, Rangoli ki Bahar, Pathakon ki Dhoom, Apno ka Pyar,
Laxmi ka Aagman aur Khushiyon ki Bochhar, Mubarak ho Aapko Diwali ka Tyohaar.......
- Dhanlaxmi Dhanyalaxmi Dhairyalaxmi Shouryalaxmi Vidyalaxmi Karyalaxmi
Vijayalaxmi Rajlaxmi May all asht laxmi shower blessings on U this Diwali.
HAPPY DIWALI!
- WISHING U 12 MONTHS OF HAPPINESS, 52 WEEKS OF FUN, 365 DAYS OF LAUGHTER
, 876O HOURS OF GOOD LUCK, 525600 MINS OF JOY, 31536000 SECONDS OF SUCCESS"
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
- Khushian hon over flow, Masti kabhi na ho low, Dosti ka sarur chaya
rahe, Jeb me bhari maya rahe, Shohrat ki ho bauchar, Aisa aaye naya sal
aapke liye
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